Mixing Metaphors: Big Tech and Presidential Candidates

Apple is the Donald Trump of the computing world. It tells a lot of lies, makes a lot of false claims, treats its followers like shit, and yet you can’t get them to hold it accountable or dump it.

Windows 10 is Hillary Clinton, a slickly repackaged 90s product that’s being shoved down people’s throats whether they want it or not.

If you take the insane moment when everyone’s head was so far up their ass that AOL was able to buy Time Warner, and turn that moment into a person, that’s Ted Cruz.

Bernie is an 18 year old Slackware distribution that hasn’t been rebooted since 2001 just to prove it didn’t need to be.

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